green mermaid whore
thirteen.

sure, it’s my favourite number. i can definitely rationalize it applied to food in my life, as well. thirteen cuppycakes? YES PLEASE.

but honestly- if you’re ordering a tea and adding thirteen SPLENDAS to it, i think you might have a problem.

#justsayin

VIA

has one good use.

for cuppycakes.
that is all.


i’ll add more to this later.
BRB.

gotta go transfer stores & MOVE TO NYC.
:)

If your Ex stumbles into your coffee shoppe:
  • proceed with caution.
  • give him everything you can for free and as quickly as possible.
  • don’t blush. DAMNITT. i bet you’re already blushing.
  • get him out of there as quick as possible.
  • don’t even dare attempt to fake-remember “his” beverage.
  • tell him goodbye, and that you’ll see him around.
  • ….. SIKE.

(tales from a Sunday morning; or something like it.)

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